Hello. And welcome to my freshly revamped website. Feel free to pick up a courtesy glass of fizz, nibble at the wee sandwiches cut into triangles, and absentmindedly twirl the 70’s dinner party pineapple and cheese on a stick as you wander around.

You may find yourself nodding approvingly, or you may’ve heard the rumour that there’s a much better party in the building next-door which also has cake and a clown. I’ll probably be next-door. I mean … a clown and cake. How could I possibly compete with that?